Friday, September 3, 2010

Top 5 types of Videos to watch on YouTube

Top 5 types of video to watch on YouTube

1) Music Videos (cheaper than Itunes!)

2) Fails (nut shots and people falling never get old)

3) Comedy Skits (some funny stuff there)

4) Vlogs (almost as interesting as blogs)

5) How To videos (cause they show you how to do stuff)


So yesterday was a bad day for singing in the shower, but a good day for making sure I had pants on in the house.

I guess operation no-pants is dead and gone.

So I got up for an unanticipated nap (stupid Terry Brooks book wasn't that exciting) and wandered down to the kitchen for a snack before work. And I hear some rather suspicious noises. Suspicious noises being noises not being made by me because as far as I know I'm the only one in the house. Nope. Girl named Aubry is moving her stuff in the room behind the kitchen. I hope I hid the fact that she scared the shit out of me during my foraging for a cool glass of some sort of orange drink.

Now picture this : you've just come home from a short but busy shift at work and you're only plan is to put on a geeky movie (in this case The Golden Compass), eat some dinner and finish your laundry.

You've just rediscovered an awesome Killswitch song that is now stuck in your head and that's what in your mind as you take you "wipe all the grime and people grossness post work shower". Naturally you start singing the song in the shower. Fuck off, it's natural. So you go and put some big boy clothes on to make you feel better about your shitty work uniform you are forced to wear on a regular basis, and wander down the stairs in need of hotdogs and a semi-kids movie. You idly think about busing into another round of "A Bid Farewell" as mood music to cook dinner. Farewell to the hotdogs about to go into your tummy.


(dramatic pause)


And suddenly as you hit the fifth step (the homicidal one if you recall) you see three strangers standing in your living room. You momentarily panic as the fifth step tries to throw you off the stairs and wildly wonder about where the closest blunt object is when you recognize one of the strangers. It's one of your roommates. Kate. The other 2 are still strangers. Not for long though...

This whole series of events takes about .7 seconds.

Oddly enough, hotdogs and The Golden Compass still happened. Oh yeah, it just happened with a bunch of complete strangers. Mostly complete strangers. They told me I could tag along, got me a 6pack and the night kinda took off. Me and a grand total of a half-dozen 20something year old university students.

Oh yeah, that's right. I'm a "playa". Well... not really. It was still a pretty awesome night of sitting in front of the house, some random wandering and getting packed into a car like a sardine (again 6 chicks, I wasn't complaining) and having a mini rave.

That's right, we had a 10 minute rave listening to some electronica remix of Johnny Cash's "Walk the line".

I never did get my laundry folded.

That's me. Work then Niagara Falls this weekend!

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