5) Adopt an alter ego. I would go around with a mask and a cape and show off my cool-ass lightsaber. I don't know that I'd go around doing batman-type stuff, it's more an excuse to wear a cape and a mask and brandish my awesome glowing sword. I'd also probably do this at night so my lightsaber would look bitchin, cause lightsabers don't looks as cool in the daylight.
4) I would learn how to sword fight. Mostly so I'd look more believable. Also, one day I'd run into somebody else with a lightsaber and we'd have to duel. It's the rules. And I don't want to lose any lightsaber duels now do I. Do I? Nope.
3) Open stuff. Need a door? Lightsaber. Need a stubborn jar opened? Lightsaber. No can opener? Lightsaber. Pesky neighbours getting you down? Talk it out and come to an adult conclusion. Then when they're not suspecting anything you open their skulls with... you guessed it, lightsaber!
2) Massive random property destruction. Case I know if I had a lightsaber I'd just go around cutting stuff with it. I'd go run up and down the aisles of the nearest grocery store, write stuff in concrete and melt playground equipment.
1) I'd probably start a life of crime, since all the stuff I'd do with a lightsaber is mostly illegal. However I'd probably be brought back to goodness by the love of a woman. (who puts out)
Umm I've always been partial to silver since Knights of the Old Republic 2, but I don't think I'd be picky about the color.
Mum and dad came to town to visit Josh, and of course I tagged along. I was actually planning on going to see him that weekend anyways. We ended up playing Mario Kart. I remember when I kicked ass at that game. I was a ninja, I mean no one could touch me. Now I struggled to even make it in the top 10. Stupid little brothers and them having free time to play video games. I've always known conceptually that he's better at video games than I am, and has been for a while. But man it got rubbed into my face. Anyone else remember when younger siblings started kicking your ass at stuff you used to be good at?
At least I still have him beat at crazy dating stories and ability to hold liquor.
Perceptive viewers may have noticed some of the new blogs I'm following. I did end up joining the a blogging network and I've used it shamelessly to find stuff I find interesting to read. As much as I like blogging I like reading other blogs just as much. Go check em out!
Osap is trying to kill me. Again.
I've been asked to start posting new entries on facebook, for some who don't want to make a google account and go through the hassle of setting up an account and logging in to check and see if I've posted new stuff. So I think I'll do that. I'm still flabbergasted that people want to read this thing. However blogger now has a tab where you can track your stats and it may ruin my life. But it also shows that a helluva lot more people read this thing then I ever thought. Yay me!
I'm thinking about getting a new computer. Mostly because I hate mine. Josh has some good ideas and I've also been told about some awesome Mac deals, that could be interesting.
At work this week I had a good talk about how us men are stupid and some of the dumbass stuff we do. I like helping. Or thinking I helped. I should find out if any of the girls wanna get in on stuff we might be planning for this weekend as I miss them. Also I haven't been around them since they started dating people and I'm curious to see how they act around Their boys, as it's something that's still relatively new. Well to me at least.
I like music. I always have. I don't care if people never heard of most of the crap I like because it doesn't stop me liking what I like. Make sense?
Good.
One of my favourite musical things is when heavier bands do slower lovey dovey crap. I've just rediscovered Trivium and I found a perfect example. It also may be one of my most favourite songs ever.
That my friends, was a metal band who made a love song.
"The promised hiding their rings
To suck down some of the things
That cheat this world into lovelessness
All the pain in this world won't stop us now
For we have each other
All the hate in this world can't tear us apart
This love is forever"
That's me. I am hero.
I was thinking of hitting up Saturday with the ultra ladies. Was going to last week but I gave blood and last time I drank after giving blood it did not end well.
ReplyDeleteAlso, before you get a mac see if you can try someone's out to see if you like it. I couldn't even get the damn thing to surf the internet when I tried.
I miss my Ultra bitchez, but I know for a fact that stuff will be happening in October. I'm just terribly impatient.
ReplyDeleteOh and I definitly have treid out a mac before. but I really will double check on that internet thing just in case.