Top 5 things I'm going to do with my OSAP loan

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Top 5 things I'm going to do with my OSAP loan

5) Buy books! I need books for class and I'm going to buy them. Right now. Well not right now but today and tomorrow.

4) Groceries! Real groceries! Not hot dogs and KD anymore. Real people food, instead of 2 steps from cat-food food. I'm going to start tagging along with one of my roommates to the farmer's market on Saturdays. Yay!

3) Clothes. I hate clothes shopping. I however, have friends who "dressing me up like I was a big man-doll". Not my words. Not my preference. But I need clothes and I hate shopping, so I invite people who DO have fun with that sort of thing. I also have a need for jeans. However that day will probably involve falling out of the drunk tree and hitting every branch on the way down. And falling on a cat. In case you didn't know, that means we shall be wasted. But after we're done with the mall. I'm not sure about the cat.

2) Computer? The question mark means I'm still thinking about it. I hate the computer I have, but I do almost all my work at the school library anyways.

1) Drugs and hookers. Heroin and whores. Coke and sluts. Weed and skanks. I'm going to do intravenous drugs while having unprotected sex and taking the Lord's name in vain. Seriously.

(Not seriously)

Funniest question I was asked today: "What do they have condoms for?"

Note: I could explain the context, but screw that noise.

So I finished my umpteenth (that means a lot) Stephen King novel and you know what I decided? Stephen King has hit John Grisham status in my mind. Now I've always had trouble telling John Grisham books apart in my mind, so when I describe them to they're being described to me titles are useless. Well expect for my favourite ones. You have to say "that one where that high priced lawyer goes to that firm and helps homeless people. Or "that one where that DA gets set up on all those class action suites". Well that's where I am with Stephen King novels. You have to go by description, not title.

I have also decided that Stephen king is a guilty pleasure for fantasy geeks. It's not very good for you, but you know you're going to devour it anyway. Like a meat lover's pizza or a giant sundae, or that girl you shouldn't call because it's won't be good for either of you but will be fun for at least one night, and maybe the next morning.

The roomies and I went out to the Albion on Saturday for a semi birthday type thing and a semi time to get wasted type thing. It was pretty good. They all spoke with British accents and had a very elaborate back story that convinced a whole lot of the other drunk people wandering around the city that night that they were visiting from England. The sober people weren't so easily fooled however, stupid sober people.

I myself had a great time, had a bunch of beers, scammed some kisses, popped some balloons, stole a glow stick, had some Tequila (it's been a while) and got a bunch of questionable pictures taken of me. I also spent a heckuva lot of time yelling at my roommate to go talk at the guy she's kinda crushing on. Reminds me of me yelling at Irf about talking to girls. I don't know why I do it, I guess drunk Sammy tends to get over involved in stuff like that. Oh and I also got a t-shirt that disappeared the next morning. But I totally got my ass grabbed as it went into my pocket.

Score!

Twenty minutes on Sunday is not enough I think. It blows that my phone died and I didn't get to see the girls when I went out on Saturday night. But I did get another awesome chat about dating. I'm still pretty sure I'm not interested in seeing anyone. Also, apparently, I'm not interested in sleeping around either. I think jay finds this kinda amusing, but what does he know.

Nothing.

Hah what a loser.

Anywho, some of my friends are coupling up and school is in full swing and I've had tons of opportunities to ask for numbers and so forth. I'm just not into it. I dunno, I'm starting to think that it'd just the summer drama that's turned me off dating for a while and it's just that I'm not in a place to be seeing anybody period.

Han Solo never had these kind of problems, Chewbacca was married, Lando was a straight up playa, Luke was just a geeky farm boy who got attached to chicks with "issues". Star Wars isn't much help to me at the moment.

Batman? Batman liked chicks who beat him up, like Catwoman or Talia Al Ghul.

Lord of the Rings? Meh, all the lovey dovey stuff took up a total of 2 pages in a 1200 page book series. However I did learn a lot about killing orcs and not underestimating Gandalf. Gandalf kicks ass.

I think I'm just going to be single for a while longer. Also I think I'm going to stop bitching about it on my blog.

Maybe.

Oooo I almost forgot, one of my roomates is getting ahold of all the extend editions of the LOTR trilogy and we're going to do a marathon on Sunday! it's going to kick so much ass! I'm going to drink pop and eat pizza and dine on ice-cream and bask in the glory that is middle earth. I also have to remember to invite friends over, cause this is an even that shouldn't be done alone, or even almost alone.

"They called us a dead generation,
They told us that we wouldn't survive
They left us alone in the maelstrom
As you can see we're all clearly alive
We know where you are and we're coming
Let's see you say that shit to our face"

That's me. I'm not really going to jump on a cat. No matter how judgmental they get when you drink.