Top 5 things to slay a dragon with

Top 5 things to slay a dragon with

1) Wit and intellect (Knowledge is power baby! Plus dragon guts are so messy)

2) Twilight movie marathon (Twilight kills cool stuff all the time...like vampires and werewolves. I fucking hate Twilight)

3) Traps involving princesses that aren't really princesses. (I know chicks who could nag a dragon to death)

4) Magic pointy stuff (Cool swords, anything Gandalf has in his pocket, etc)

5) Regular pointy stuff (Ballsy and dangerous, bring a few hundred people you're not close to)

Shit I think there's something in my house!

Living with real life people and not imaginary versions of people I like is going to be difficult. I imagine it should be good for stopping all those dinner conversations I have with myself. Growing up in the house I did, I think I have an issue with silence inside a house. I'm a big fan of quiet outdoors though.

So I had a pretty good "vacations" in Niagara Falls with Mum and Dad. Just the three of us. Pretty sure I did that for 3 years. Almost. One big difference here though : the Food Network. It was freaking glorious. I love the Food Network. I blame Jay. Mostly.

Ooo and we saw fireworks! I like the ones that explode! And make noises and colors and stuff! And sparkle brightly in the night sky! I love fireworks!

Also I decided that I like Niagara-on-the-Lake almost as much as I like Parry Sound.! But with no baggage attached Niagara-on-the-Lake is by far and away the clear winner. I spent the better part of 2 afternoons wandering it and it was great. I loved all the little shops and restaurants and cute little "waterfront" park area and walking path. It was quite nice. I kinda wish I had been there with a girl though.

But NO. I'm behaving myself. No trouble until I get a handle on school and living with real living breathing people. Cause we all know my track record. Chicks are crazy. I still like em though. Plus boobs fucking rock.

I should check if crazy Iloveyou girl moved back down the street for school though. I hate it when Jay's right.

I think that's it. I'm sleepy and want a nap. Oo and there are still a box full of dvds downstairs I haven't watched yet.

That's me. First day of classes is day after tomorrow. I should get pens. 15 of them maybe.

"If I could breathe again (if I could breathe again)
Id choose a new beginning (a new beginning)"