Top five things I was asked on my first day of class

Top five things I was asked on my first day of class

5) Can I borrow a pen? (Are you fucking serious? Really?)

4) Is it illegal to have sex in one of the classrooms or lecture halls? (No clue, but if you're offering then I'm up for finding out the hard way)

3) Are there computers at the Library people can use? (Nope, those computers are for display purposes only, all thousand of em)

2) Do they give out marks in this class? (Nope, you're graded by the rays of sunshine that get reflected off your bald forehead)

1) Do you have a condom I could borrow? (Dude, I'm not sharing. Ask your mom though, I might have left some on her nightstand)

I think from now on my top 5's are going to count down instead of up. I think it makes more sense. Y'know building suspense and whatnot.

Okay so first day of class today and I'd say it's going pretty well.

I'm so going to bend my Introduction to Philosophy; Major Texts class over a couch, pull it's hair and show it who's boss. Seriously I'm going to spank that course so hard it'll run screaming from the awesomeness of my performance. Squeal like a piggy, bitch.

Yep, I'm keeping the Internet a classy place.

My mum got me in trouble for swearing too much. It was pretty well deserved, but funny thing is I curse a heck of a lot less then when I was in high school. In my defense I only swear a lot on this blog and around Jay and Josh. Cause those assholes deserve it. And you assholes who read my blog deserve it.

I only swear around assholes.

We had a housemate bonding day yesterday where we played a very back and forth game of Monopoly (which I lost), watched Dawn of the Dead (which was awesome) and convinced Kate to help me out with my Guitar (which is super awesome). It was mostly Brad, myself and Kate, Aubry came in during monopoly and Amy came in during the movie and then disappeared upstairs. I still haven't met Becca cause she doesn't move in till next week, but apparently we're going to get along well. So yay for that I'm sure. I think we're going to try for another roomie bonding night on Friday, but with booze.

Cause you can't really know someone unless you've wandered completely wasted to find food at 2am with them.

It's not my fault I get mad cravings for pizza when I'm wasted. The girls think it's hilarious.

I'm thinking about joining one or two of those blog networks that are out there and becoming a little more active in the community. I love reading blogs and I mightily enjoy posting on this one, so it's seems like a good idea. I'll look into it.

Haha turns out I forgot a bunch of crap at my parent's house. mom's trying to make me feel bad.

It's not working.

And Jay better fucking call me tonight.

That's me, FIRST DAY OF SKOOL! Having another "girls are dumb" week though.

"Would it be okay?
Would it be okay if I took your breath away?"