Wanna hear a really funny story? But slightly embarrassing for Jay, which is the point since he was being an ass hat.

The first time My twin brother french kissed a girl, he bit her tongue. It also happened the next time as well. He was known as "Bitey" for years afterwords. Let's all remind him!

Hey Jay, I have a public forum that I can dedicate to your embarrassment. Follow my fucking blog! I can make it worse. I'll give you a few days and then we'll see if we have to keep doing this.

Sorry that all you innocent (probably not, but as far as I know) bystanders got caught up in that. I'm just turning a slightly private dispute into a slightly public one. Isn't the Internet grand?

Holy crap am I craving dead raw fish with rice, soy sauce and wasabi. Time for a phone call!

Dammit, while phone call was fun no sushi for the time being.

I'm going to the gym with Darth Frankenstein.

I'm back from the gym.

Now I smell. I'm going to shower.

I remember a question I had so I'm going to call Melissa back.

I think it's funny that while I keep interrupting myself tonight nobody else sees the huge time gaps in between sentences.

YAY!! IT LOOKS LIVER AND ERIC MIGHT BE COMING TO TOWN!!

Dare I hope for some shlushee walking? Probably not as it looks like it's going to be a big event but that's fine as I miss them. I also miss big group things. I like having stuff to look forward to.

HOLY CRAP today is a good day for emails.

Manda took me up on my offer! A little bit surprised about that, but quite pleased.

Tomorrow I work and have a date. Date number 2 with girl from bad date number 1. I got convinced. Stupid manipulative friends trying to be all helpful and reasonable and shit. I like being unreasonable some days. I suppose it has been long enough... and first dates aren't necessarily the be all and end all when you throw in a good phone call or two.

That's me. Unreasonable as I may be sometimes, I still try to have a lot of fun.