OH LOOK A TITLE!

I put a title on my blog entry! This excites me more than it possibly should, but as that is the mood I am in I think that's going to be fine and dandy.

Yay for reading my Ode to Tacos aloud!

I am such a sucker for redheads.

I wish I was not the only person that I could rely on to keep me from insanity.

I love pussy (not a sexual euphemism)

I love pussy (definitely a sexual euphemism)

If you look closely there is a subtle difference. (no there isn't)

I never get to say "YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE"

I'm not sure what the problem is with me and socks. Today it was pointed out that they were mismatched. How did I miss that? It's not even as if it was a subtle difference. Left foot was white and right foot was black.

I thought I got roommates today. Nope. Just their crap.

That was a mirror, not another person.

I am all over the fucking place this week.

Phil is so going after her with a paintbrush.

I have newspaper!

I hate these dreams.

If I was Batman I'd put Catwoman on a leash.

If I was Batman I'd start a band called "Batshit Crazy".

If I was Batman I'd ninja a douchebag in the face.

If I was Batman, I'd be motherfucking Batman.

If Jay really did buy me Batman boxers that would please me greatly.

I laughed because you asked me if I thought you were talking too much. I laughed because you even felt the need to ask. I laughed at the sheer absurdity of the question. Your tears have stained my shoulders. I have seen you go through every emotion imaginable, and some unimaginable. If I have a problem with what you're saying I will say something. I laughed because you ask me questions like every time we speak.

I was happier at work this week then I was anywhere else.

Canada Post is out to get me.

I really should get rid of those Mr. Potato heads.

I need to get a Postcard.

I'm coming undone.

I like rice but I'm not a fan of wine. I'm still going to try sake.

I hate how the only people I trust aren't here.

I am not going to bend over for OSAP again. This is what I fucking want, this is what I've seen myself doing. I don't care what it means to you because I know what it means to me. I will NOT be backing down.

I'm trying so hard not to call Ally. Even if I know in my soul it's for the best.

There's a reason every guy wants to be Han Solo and not Luke Skywalker.

Cause you know Princess Leia kept the bikini for when she wanted Han to take her to the Opera or some shit.

I want an X-wing.

What the hell is an "Aluminum Falcon"?

Back-up plans are my specialty.

Fat kitty cats like me.

Grosse Point Blank is that rare movie that is an equal cross of comedy, action and chick flick.

Urban dictionary definitions.

Samuel- A guy who is really sweet and amazing.

Sam - Sam means the name of one person who is: Super At Masturbation

Spammy - Adjective. Having the qualities/likeness of spam. See spam.

Sam I am - Character out of the Dr. Seuss classic 'green eggs and ham' who tries to encourage the other nameless character to eat green eggs and ham.

It all fits. Perfectly.

I could do this forever.

That's me. I hope. If it's not me someone let me know.

"Time after time, I walk the fine line.
Something keeps bringing me back"