I drunk dial. I also drunk text, drunk facebook, drunk email, drunk blog and on one memorable occasion, I drunk kicked a complete stranger in the nuts for cutting in line at the pizza pizza. I also drunk ran away while making sure I didn't drop my pizza slice.

It's a terrible habit, even if it does amuse my friends to no end. Probably as much as I am amused when they contact me after they've fallen out of the Jaeger tree and hit every branch on the way down. But I think next time the cell stays home and I turn the computer off before I leave for the night.

Making a huge ass of yourself is only fun if you do it on purpose.

Oh and weird ass dating news. (Chick drama sells blogs people! I know you ain't reading this for the calm, rational discourse on political theory.) I've had some weird first dates. And it's funny Jay remembers the last time I got laid better than I have. But he also thinks I should be reasonable about this. Fuck that!

I'm pretty sure I made it very clear that I was asking her out when I got her number. I called our little outing a "date" when we made plans for it. So why, when I arrived, did I find she had been there with 4 friends for a half hour before I showed up? I spoke maybe 6 sentences to her, and every attempt I made was absurdly cut off by the discussion of some decorating show they had recently watched.

Is it really any wonder I bailed early and went to Rachel and Trish's place to get bombed out of my mind? Well also Rachie's birthday and all.

Oh and Cassie was telling me she took a bunch of fantasy and science fiction courses for her English major in London (Ontario, not England). I'm going to hunt for similar stuff. If I get to read LOTR or Douglas Adams for credit I'm going to wet myself.

That's me. If you ARE reading this blog for the political theory then I say let the fantasy authors take over. They have more practical experince in creating AND solving the most messed up political situations then the people we have in power that create and attempt to solve the situations we're dealing with now. Also, they could get science working on Dragons.