Think I could find any this morning?
Nope.
What the hell!?!? How does that even happen?
I sometimes have the same issues with my boxers, but that my friends is a ninja turtle mask of a different color.
Black maybe?
Funny thing is, Dallen told me he wouldn't eat my undergarments if his life depended on it. A Dragon wont eat my junk! They breathe fire! It's not like they put a huge reliance on their taste buds. Well I dunno. (Dallen: Nope, definitly don't.) So what the fuck is happening to my stuff!?!?!
Speaking of underpants, I have another weird chick story. (no actual underpants involved-sorry)
So I got a phone number the same night as our Halloween party last week. I think it might be the new facial hair, or the Halloween bling. Probably not the lame ass I-hope-she-realized-I-was-kidding lines I used to flirt. Aw well at least I didn''t try the "Would you like to pet my wookie?" one. (However I still feel that with the right girl and under the right circumstances, this line will get me laid).
Anywho I called the number and got a real person. Good sign. Even better it was the girl that gave me the number. Better sign.
Now presumably, if you give a person you don't really know your (real) phone number after flirting for a while it's because you're interested in getting to know that person. Or get some action. Either way I feel like there is an understanding that you are going to meet up at some for coffee, dinner, candle lit massage, laser tag, whatever.
I brought up that I was interested in meeting up on campus for a coffee sometime this week. I mean, let's face it, any chick willing to smile and giggle at me for playing the fool is someone I'd like to get to know. I thought this was a good move. I have an issue with having primary contact over the phone or online, I like to do the face to face thing. So I thought an innocent (and easily cut short) coffee meet up would be appropriate.
Now I expected one of a number of responses. Like "ew", or "I have to wash my hair", maybe "I'm busy maybe some other time", possibly "Sure that sounds nice" (Uncommon, but the desired response), or my favourite " I have to go save the world from an unidentified threat using superpowers I recently developed, how's next week for you?" (true story...not allowed to talk about it).
What I received, or I should say witnessed, was a conversation of Gollum/Smeagol proportions. She had a debate with herself on whether or not she would see me while I was on the phone with her.
It went something like this:
"Should I go out with him? Well he does seem like a nice guy. It's just whenever I give out my number it doesn't end well. "Then again, it wasn't like I met him in a bar. Hmm I didn't meet Jared in bar and that didn't go very well. But it has been a while since I went on a date.
I was kinda in shock. Do I say something, interject somehow? Do I let it play itself out? Am I really interested in meeting her anymore?
She had to go to class but she is apparently going to call me back.
No idea as to what I'm going to do.
Worst part is I don't even know if it's Gollum or Smeagol that I should be cheering for!
I'm rather annoyed though. The girls I get interested in are off limits/interested in other people. The girls who are interested in me are usually just a step down from criminally insane (some of them not a very long step down either).
However life has been making a lot of sense lately so that's a good thing. Yesterday was a good day, I got some great marks back (85 on a philosophy paper and a 93 on a group paper), I got a box full of (SUPERAWESOMEAMAZING) fantasy books, and I made tacos for dinner. I like tacos.
Today I made some hemp bracelets. I think I have too much desire for accessories. the girls would be proud though. I had a hemp necklace and bracelet for the longest time, and I wore a ring for years. Lately I've been thinking getting a bunch of that crap again (but without all the ex girlfriend hangups that accompanied the originals).
Awesome: You may recall that Drunk Spammy gave some advice last week. Well the guy I was speaking with met up with us in the Library and thanked me for what I said. I felt so proud, really made my day.
More awesome: He went on to say that I seemed very passionate about what we were talking about, and that I sounded very similar when I was discussing Star Wars later that night.
:) :) :) :) :) :) :)
YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Definitely a moment worth cheering about.
Oh and new music. Band was recommend and I'm getting into it.
That's me. Just a big dumb kid at heart.
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