I'm bored.

So apparantly Smeagol won out. Or maybe Gollum? Well regardless I'm not seeing the chick with multiple personalities. Whcih I had actually decided not to do anyways. Just for the record.

Okay.

My brother is an asshole.

The truth hurts doesn't it.

You see, Jay gets annoyed that I don't let him read anything I'm writing. I refuse to show him anything until it gets in print. Online stuff doesn't really count. Well maybe. Depends on if the online school philosophy magazine takes the story that I'm working on.

I am officially a no shoe in the library person. It's very liberating.

Anywho,

But he's just a smart ass. He likes to needle me incessantly about stuff I do that bugs him. He sent me link just to bug me about not showing him my writing. Jerk.

I can even see the justification process going on in his head:

"He doesn't show me his writing so I can't tell if he's doing it right or not, so I better send him this list to make sure he knows what not to do. I'm helping!"

I'm so annoyed I was thinking of using his name for Gau instead of Locke. (In my family that's a threat!)

http://www.rinkworks.com/fnovel/

Turns out most of stories hold up pretty well, except for the bit about puns.

I love puns!

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

The food taster quit his job because he had too much on his plate.

There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Becca is sitting beside me talking about Valentine's Day being tommorow. IT'S NOT VALENTINE"S DAY TOMMOROW!

So my weekend was pretty uneventful.

Most of my roommates weren't in the house so it was pretty quiet. Well except for Saturday when I got off work, but that was my own fault. I ended up coming home to a completely empty house and that hasn't happened since August, and I was kinda restless. So I put some music on my xbox, turned the volume up as loud as it could go and three hours later the living room and kitchen were immaculate and my second load of laundry was in the dryer.

KITTEN MITTENS.

I just get restless and need stuff to do with my hands.

Speaking of which I think I'm going to buy more hemp and spend another day in the library being mostly unproductive. Rachie gave me a hard time for having "friendship bracelets". Well I have some very inappropriate suggestions as to what she can do with a variety of unwilling barnyard animals. I just like them, and more so I like making them. So there.

It has nothing to do with how pretty they are.

FUNNY LOTR



That's me, HAPPY MONDAY. Fuck I'm bored.