Dragon!!!!!

Naming a Dragon is really intense.
It's not unlike building a fence.
You check out the posts and that is the basis
For not wanting to punch your friends in their faces

I laughed and I cried,
I died a little inside
Who will be the one to knock me off my feet
When all the suggestions make me want to delete.

Then Ombre appeared, surrounded by light
And I knew she wouldn't give up the fight
Dallen she exclaimed with a grin and a laugh
A good name for a dragon and not a giraffe.

My mind is at ease, I am now content
Naming a dragon, oh what an event.
This event was really bizarre,
What will happen when I name my guitar.

Becca also appeared, surrounded by light
being much more awesome than aubrey (sam should not leave his computer unattended at the library)

The End.

Holy crapballs tons of shit went down on my facebook wall about this. Hilarious though. Some points though

Hilary is not a good dragon name. Josh didn't have to be mean about it though.

Neither are names belonging to other, famous dragons.

Names that I don't understand (made up words) don't count.

Unigon sounds like stupid.

Nice try everyone. Mostly.

Also the other day Steve threatened to straight up murder me with a camel. What the fuzzy?

First, camels spit. Not scary.
Second, camels have humps. I love hump(ing). Not scary.
Third. Camels live in the desert. Good luck getting one to Canada in the winter. Not scary.

See what I did there?

Your move "Steve".

Commie.

Funny shit I heard recently:

Tacos advertise themselves. If you don't like tacos you have no soul and people will not complain if I kill you.

If you give a girl a gold ring with emeralds and jewels and stuff she better put out.

If you fuck with geese they will bite you in the face.

...and suddenly it;'s tomorrow and I haven't accomplished anything.

I was mad at someone for what they did in a dream. My boyfriend is going to get his ass kicked when he gets home.

STORMTROOPER DOCTORS



That's me. HAPPY WEDNESDAY!