Sick and Tired

This is what I did this afternoon instead of working on an essay. Also I'm not feeling very well and osap is still out to get me.

Sam (Me): Dallen I think you were misnamed. You remind me of neither Denny nor Allen.

Dallen the Dragon: Well don't you look stupid then don't you.

S: Why would I look stupid? You're the one not pulling his rather enormous weight. You'd think being a huge creature of mythical proportions that your huge ass brain would be good for some witty banter.

D: Oo good one! Fat jokes around something that can and will eat you, and not in the good way either. For that matter you always look stupid, but in this case you're the one who named me you moron. Not to mention you made a poem for Hombre.

S: Yep that poem was pure... well poetry. Hah. But it's not her fault you're not living up to expectations you overgrown iguana.

D: Whoa, you did not just drop the I-bomb. Tell me you didn't just go there you you fucking monkey.

S: Gecko.

D: Ape.

S: Chameleon.

D: Chimp.

S: Newt

D: Orangutan.

S: Lizard.

D: Baboon.

S: T-Rex.

D: Do I look like a dinosaur! I have wings you high-functioning retard.

S: Actually you do kinda look like a T-rex.

D: Are you fucking blind! I have wings and talons and magical fucking powers. Dinosaurs just spent a lot of time eating each other and finding places for you humans to discover petrified dinosaur shit.

S: Hey princess, want some cheese with your whine?

D: Princess? Fuck you, I eat princesses!

S: Yeah princess, you sound like an 8 year old in a dress.

D: You're an asshole.

S: Fuck you.

D: ....

S: ....

D: Done?

S: Yeah.

D: Beer?

S: Yeah.

That's me. Sick. Tired. Sleepy.