End of the world?

I think the world might be ending. I see the glow of a firestorm in the distance. I stand in the shadow of a wave that could engulf the city. I feel reality unravelling due to an unimaginable power. I taste the lightning.

My parents... just got cell phones.

*Krakow!*

*Boom!*

*Crash!*

*Zap!*

*Smash!*

*Kitty!*

Now one might ask what a middle aged deaf couple really needs with cell phones. And one could respond with the great text-only deals that very well could apply. One could even argue that a cell phone with a keypad is the exact same thing as the TTYs they've owned for years. One who is familiar with the situation could go so far as to say that it's terribly convenient to not have to deal with the (mostly) semi-retarded asshats that operate the relay services.

But. My. Parents. Have. Cell. Phones.

Oh and another funny thing just happened. Like right this instant as I was writing this post. it's just Aubrey and I hanging out in the living room in a dark house at 1am. Suddenly there's a loud noise. We can;t figure out what it was or where it came from. Aubz looked like she was going to wet herself.

So of course I get volunteered to go get axe murdered.

I check the the kitchen. Nothing. The stairs to the basement? Ghost free. Even the laundry room can't even give up a possessed Mr. Potato Head or something. Now I'm bored.

Idea! I scream like the devil just appeared in the form of slippers in the hope of freaking the hell outta Ombre. But I miscalculated a bit. I wasn't in the living room to see her reaction. Stupid! But I'm pretty sure she feared for my life, possibly jumped off the couch in terror. I hope? She, of course, admits nothing.

On a related note one of my roommates might be the Devil. The debate is ongoing.




Note: Not a real picture of a roommate (or the devil). Mostly cause I (probably) couldn't fool any of em into posing like this. Doesn't mean I won't try however. Maybe Jay will do it! He's pretty dumb!

I'm not-so-secretly super happy that my dumb-ass brother is going to be around for the foreseeable future. I mean it sucks how his life is working out at the moment, but mine's not going swimmingly either and having him around makes up for it a bit. Even having him in Niagara Falls and close enough to come visit on weekends (and vice versa) is so great. And I'm happy he gets to meet my roomies (who are kinda awesome).

Ooo and soon a trade happens. Ombre leaves and her friend takes over that room. However I think they have mostly the same friends so that's cool I guess. Becca and I facebook creeped her but neither of us came to a conclusive decision regarding if she is crazy/cool enough to hang out with us. We will find out soon.

Yup.

Oh and speaking of cool we watched so much Star Trek the Next Generation today/lately/this month. Worf broke a lute today! That's how we roll. Haters gotta hate, but Picard and his gang gunna straight up mash some fools.

That's me. Pretty much the whitest guy ever.