Angry Sandpeople

Jay is an angry Sandpeople. At me. And I don't really get it cause if we all stop and think about it, it' all really is Becca's fault. But yeah I am totally impressed with her sense of comedic timing, cause it couldn't have been any more perfect. Seriously.


It's fucking hilarious.

And we all know that if the situation was reversed he would have pulled the same shit on me and laughed about it even more than I did (which was quite a lot). I also enjoyed the facebook wall abuse, he got pretty good with the star wars insults.

However he won't stay too mad at me cause he needs me. That is why I'm the evil twin. Muahahahahahahahahahahahaah. Plus it's more amused annoyment then actual anger.

Also, speaking of Becca, just because she has a bazillion celebrity crushes and has shorter hair than I do doesn't mean she's more of a man than I am. I have a penis. That counts way more than celebrity crushes. Plus I have more real life crushes. So I win there too. I do kinda like her idea of being wingmates and having the goal to make out with some stranger at the bar. Even if I'm not really into getting shot down by randoms anymore.

I was an angry Sandperson today for a while too. The first hour or so at work I could have spit fire and killed with my eye lasers. (Yes I have eye lasers. No I won't show you) But as the day went on it got much better. Sometimes the shit that happens there pisses me off furiously. And I still might make an old lady cry. I'm seriously considering it.

I hope by now no one can doubt that I could make an old lady cry. A Sandperson would do it without hesitation.

So yesterday right after Kate left for the studio, we kicked it into high gear and zoomed about town putting together the greatest of surprises. Ish. We made a cake, (I was proud. And I used chocolate milk instead of regular milk. Take notes people, this shit is gold) and got her some fun stuff, Laura and Corrine came over and provided a pancake-cake and some dirty party favors. I think Meg might have been an angry Sandperson when she got in the forehead with the cock ring. I kinda felt bad afterwords for laughing.



That's me. Don't forget, angry sandpeople are people too. Just with more sand.

SpAmmy