It's all weird and crazy

I used to have a running joke with people about how "once you go Spammy, you never go back" as a kind of response to some extra curricular activities involving girls I dated at one point but was still "spending time with" after things had ended (or blown up spectacularly).

Well the other day it was more "once you go Spammy, you go stark raving nuts".

Seriously ladies, stay away

It's for your own good.

.....okay just kidding about the staying away part, cause I get kinda lonely sometimes. I just can't promise you'll be sane when I'm done with you is all.

Then again, I can't really promise I'll be sane when you're done with me.

I always did want super powers. This one is a sort of lame though.

Win/win? Maybe?



Sweet and Creepy = Sweepy

What's worse: Your friends making you a necklace with a bunch of their hair attached or you for wearing it?

Unfortunately it seems to be the latter. And being wasted is apparently no defense.

Also I still feel that it's unfair that people involved get to make fun of me.

Sweet and Creepy. Sums up the roomies in 2 words. And pretty much every last one of my friends on a regular basis.

That's me. I'm gunna learn how to make voodoo dolls, boy you'll all be sorry then.


SpAmmy