Star Wars word of the day: Wookie

Dictionary.com definition: none

Urban Dictionary.com definition: Massive, dark, hairy, screaming waste matter discharged through the anus.

Star Wars Definition: The Wookiees, whose name for themselves translated to the People of the Trees, were a species of hairy bipedal humanoids that were inhabitants of the planet Kashyyyk.

Sam's definition: I wish I was a wookie.


Fantasy word of the day: Unicorn

Dictionary.com definition: A mythical creature resembling a horse, with a single horn in the center of its forehead: often symbolic of chastity or purity.

Urban Dictionary.com definition: As seen in Wide Awake, a Twilight Fanfiction by AngstGoddess003: 1. A unicorn symbolizes an orgasm. 2. "A very pretty, white, majestic, non existent mythical creature that everyone talks about, but you never actually see first hand."

Sam's definition: Even though I'm not a big fan, I don't understand why unicorns are gay.


Dirty Sounding word of the day: Naughty

Dictionary.com definition: disobedient; mischievous

Urban Dictionary.com definition: An adjective that describes a bad girl who needs to be punished (usually by fucking her), or a lady who wears tight, revealing clothing. Can also apply to a female who is into bondage.

Sam's definition: Drop the word in a crowded room and find out how many people are interested. Probably everyone. It's not a dirty word, it just sounds like one, that means you can use it as much as you want and people will be interested. Try it!


Chick word of the day: Commitment

Dictionary.com definition: the act of committing

Top Urban Dictionary.com definition: Something men are frequently afraid of.
Proposal of this will most defiantly end a relationship

Sam's definition: Why drop this on a guy after he makes it clear this is not what he's looking for. Pay attention dammit. If we have to catch signals to ask you out, you should have to catch signals to bring this up in conversation. Stop texting me you whack job.


Educational disciplining tool of the day: Bitchslap

Dictionary.com definition: none

Urban Dictionary.com definition: To slap someone (particularly but not necessarily female) who is being rude or nasty, perhaps screaming a lot (i.e., being a bitch). The idea is to get them to calm down and behave. It doesn't necessarily mean you really hit the person; there is such a thing as a verbal bitchslap.

Sam's definition: Keep your pimp hand strong! Fucking mouthy kids these days. One more screaming brat at work and I would have snapped.


Made up sounding word of the day : Discombobulate.

Dictionary.com definition: to confuse or perplex someone.

Urban Dictionary.com definition: One of those rare and wonderful words that means exactly what it sounds like. There is no word more onomatopoeic to confusion than discombobulate. Also, a one-word admonition to Robert for being tardy to a seventies dance party.

Sam's definition: I'm going to discombobulate all over her face!

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