I don't like a whole lot of reality television. Or should I say "unscripted situational drama". I never got into survivor (the only alliance I care about is the rebel one) or big brother (1984 sucked) or the bachelor/bachelorette (whoring yourself out to be popular on television isn't a new concept).

However there is some stuff I like. I like watching the audition shows of anything. It's sad but I like watching the people who should be bright enough to know they're never going to win, but have the balls to go for it anyway. And then there's the "high functioning" jack offs who deserve to fail so badly its' not even funny. Except when it's funny. I'm a bad person.

For some reason though, I've always liked Hell's Kitchen. It's like every episode is an audition episode. I hate that I have to watch the censored version, no kitchen I've ever worked in went more than 10 seconds without someone dropping the f-bomb and I expect that shit. Ramsey is the most misunderstood celebrity chef, but he's my favourite.

Lady boner is my most favourite phrase that I never hear.

Job hunts suck! But one of the best phone calls ever means I have an idea on how to survive (even with being fucked over) until osap comes in. Sorry but you might be shafting me here pal, I'm going another way thanks.

Thinking about yet another blog. Probably will end up being unedited rambling on lines and such I like from stories and books. But possibly will get some people off my back about providing samples of my writing.

Semi-formal casual means tuxedo t shirts are good and there's nothing anyone can say about it.

That's me. Chicks with braces. Why?