I FOUND A PLACE TO LIVE. It's actually literally down the street from the house I grew up in. We're talking like thirty houses and a pond. But I saw some real dumps, this place is pretty good for what I'm paying, all inclusive rent is awesome and the people there don't seem like axe murderers (important!).

I can't tell if my penis is taking control of my subconscious and therefore taking over my life or if my penis IS my subconscious and is therefore taking over my life. Either way this bout of shameless flirting and innuendo is exhausting. Effective though. Stupid penis doing stuff I think I might want it to.

Jumping out of porta potties in a gorilla suit is just asking for trouble. Just because people who go to porta potties need to use the porta potty. Logical? Yes. If I had to pee and someone jumped out at me and I then suddenly had no need for the facilities, I would make said joker eat my soiled boxers. But that's just me.

I have an unnatural love of sitcoms. I'll watch em all and find them almost equally hilarious. I can't decide if it because I'm easily amused or I have a problem. Of course one is supposed to find sitcoms funny and I'm a hug fan of comedy in general. I like to laugh out loud.

You know what I like? Buttery flaky homemade biscuits with a light drizzle of honey, so delectable and delicate it almost melts in your mouth, almost like that orgasm your boyfriend couldn't quite give you.

I'm a bad person, but I like me my busciuts.

I've been listening to a bunch of rap-type music lately. I noticed that in a lot of rap music, the artists tend to reference the crappy personal life struggles they went through. I don't think I'd mind this if it was one song, or in a more general way about how life can suck. But some of these guys they talk about the same messed up childhood/high school/family stuff every freaking song. However it's not all bad, as some of the stuff is pretty good. Let's just tone it down a bit.

They say one you go Spammy you never go back. Or you switch teams and he somehow manages to nail the chick you like. Out of context that is perhaps my best story. I tend to forget about the crippling emotional battleground that was my life immediately after that somewhat misguided series of events....I mean pretty sweet eh?

Err no idea why I'm reliving that period of my life lately.

Any who, that's me. Slightly ALL OVER THE PLACE. And kinda loving it.