All I need is ice cream and a huuuuuggggg!

I'm not sure about my whole dating situation. But I'm thinking a general "no more nice girls". They just seem to go south on me quick fast and in a hurry, not the good kind of going south either. Well sometimes. But I digress. I'd like a mouthy chick for once I think. I mean that's probably the reason I get along with Rachel and Lysee so well (even if I'd never date either of em but there's a whole bunch of real good reasons for that). Dare I say it? Yes I shall dare. I liked what Jay and Janice had. We're both suckers for witty banter.

Bagpipes + Melodic Death Metal = WIN! Seriously check out Eluveitie.

Fake pregnancy scares are bad. Really bad. This is past normal super villain type stuff and into "I need Batman" territory. Just about every guy I know has had a broken condom scare, and while they're super rare, it's a danger you have to be aware of (among many) if you're having sex. Especially after club drunken sex. But to a young couple or two drunken strangers a pregnancy scare is just that, fucking scary. This is why you should not mess around with faking such a fucked up situation. That shit is just pure evil craziness, and not the fun loving evil craziness I endorse. Just don't do it! Batman will figure it out and then you'll be sorry.

If you can't tell who the drunkest person at the party is, it's you.

Explain it to me in Star Wars. Star Wars I understand (few better!), micro biology I do not. But if you make one part Obi Wan and another Darth Maul, I have a pretty awesome chance of figuring it out. Seriously, it's how I got through high school biology. Well that and an awesome seminar presentation comparison of twins and clones. I'm the evil one. Twin AND clone. Hey I just had a good idea! I could probably pull off star wars philosophical discussions in class! YES! THAT'S SO MY GOAL FOR THE SEMESTER.

Because life is always easier if you have a plan.

How can I be not sure if I have a crush or not? Usually I'd say that since I'm not sure, then I probably don't. Meh. I only have like another week. I'll probably pull the trigger. Hell my shit is so all over the place lately I can't see how adding more crap could be a problem. Famous last words right? I even had a pretty good toy dinosaur idea. I'm fucking sneaky. Yay semi-diabolical plan! I always know I'm interested if I start thinking up diabloical plans.

I like reading blogs. I have a random interest in random people in general. Even if there are just so darn many of us kicking around on the planet, every really is unique. Everyone has a story, and I've always loved a good story.

That's me. Not the drunkest person at this party. Yet.