Turtle Power.

Today was a big day.

With the chip readers at work I sometimes tell customers to insert their debit/credit cards into the bottom of the machine.

Sometimes I just say "insert it in the bottom".

I realized the sexual connotation of that statement.

I couldn't keep a straight face for the rest of my shift.

Then it hit me.

My sense of humor hasn't evolved in any way, shape or form since I was 15 years old.

I am just a silly kid.

But with less ninja turtles.

I need more ninja turtles.

They'll go well with the Star Wars Mr. Potato Heads.

That's me. Work might be ruined for me now. But I might get more toys out of it?