Luke, I am your cunt-roller.
There's a giant cunt-roller attacking the city!
Do you have any cunt-rollers there bru?
Yup we're a classy bunch.
The kitchen manager's attitude towards his dishwashers is one that every kitchen manager should hold, that is he likes to keep em happy. But I might follow Jay's advice and ask to work the line if I end up staying there any amount of time, as it's probably a much better fit than being a dish pig. But working in the pit with Manny actually seems like it'll be pretty good for the time being. It makes a huge difference working with somebody you get along with.
In conclusion, the new Job hanging with Manny in a dish pit went pretty well.
As if there was any doubt.
But yeah today Manny definitely sold me on the speed dating thing. He told me that it would make an awesome blog entry, not to mention that however it goes we can all have a beer afterwards.
For Valentine's day the campus pub is having speed dating for all those losers (like yours truly) who couldn't get a real date. I've never ever done speed dating, and it's not like I have anything better to do (well masturbate and cry myself to sleep, but that's pretty much what I did last year). Besides it should be fun, as a bunch of my friends are super huge losers too. I swear that this time the "So... you wanna pet my Wookie?" pick up line will finally jump into the limelight.
Oh wait. Not speed dating. Soul mate searching in a timely fashion. Actually, I suppose that depends on who shows up... maybe I should get a new t-shirt for the occasion.
I'm sure antics will ensue that will entertain the internet on this very blog. Well the few and the wonderful who read it anyways.
That's me. Aubz is sending us a postcard!And for some reason she still thinks she's funny. Weird.
SpAmmy
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