Oh Spammy, that was ill advised. You'd think you'd know better now. At least you used that delete/block button with authority. After the fact of course, but at least you've learned your lesson.

Kayne West is a Gay Fish, I'd so be a pirate with a lightsaber, Butters is the best and nicest pimp ever I've ever seen, Cartmen is addicted to abortions, fuck you dolphin, and Cartmen singing Lady Gaga may have been the highlight of my year. Man I love SouthPark.

I stubbed my toe today and it made me angry. Like kick a puppy angry. But I couldn't find a puppy. I did however see a turtle. I didn't kick the turtle. Turtles aren't puppies. Puppies can't be mutant ninjas like turtles can. I think. If you know different, let me know.

The Library is closed tomorrow. I want it to be open because I read all the library books I picked up the other day. Time for an angry letter!

Weird but cute chick from the bus turned out to be really stupid. Not so stupid I wanted to slap her, like so stupid I wanted to slap myself. I think it fell apart after the rant about how "them paki-dot people kept me from being promoted at Wendy's, cause I, like, only stole a little".

Ahh let's not kid ourselves, I wanted to slap her.

Kicking puppies, slapping bitches and writing angry letters. At least Spammy's keeping the pimp hand strong! Ish. I don't really have much of a pimp hand. Also I didn't kick a puppy (I wanted to) and I won't write an angry letter (won't do anything) and I didn't slap the idiot (phones can't let you do that... yet).

That's me. I've lost 20 pounds. "I lost 20 pounds...How? I drank bear piss and took up fencing. How the fuck you think, son? I exercised." -shitmydadsays.