Cheers to Matt who put forth effort! You sir are NOT an asshat. Or should that be IS not an asshat. This is why I need a copy editor. Nope, fuck copy editors, this is my blog. Matt you sir is/are not an asshat.

Lysee has decided to hate me. Well not really. She is expecting a rant (or should be cause I told her to) but I'm not really in a ranting mood. Ish. She knows how I feel. Stupid-head has to be all up in Vancouver. Some days I almost wish I had pursued the cruise ship job and NOT gone to school. For about 2 seconds. I wanna travel. Looking into studying abroad, cause that would be absolutely super.

I find myself trying to organize the dozens and dozens of music videos I have bookmarked on Youtube. It's pretty much the whay I listen to music since switching computers sent me over a couch and showed me who was boss.

Who the hell knows what you mean, when you won't say what you mean. You are a stupid prick.

I can't tell if I had an awkward or exciting moment at work today. If awkward it wouldn't have been like calling out your sister's name in bed awkward, but maybe as awkward as being panted in front of a women's lacrosse team. And maybe not exciting because it could have been Spammy defensiveness in the form of being engaging and social. I just can't tell. Maybe being defensive while being panted in front of a women's lacrosse team?

I found something good that involves twilight!

If you believed that then I can/should/will kick you in the baby making parts. Nothing good comes from twilight. I refuse to even capitalize the word. This should convey my lack of respect love and understanding towards something that may have ruined Vampires and my favourite time of day forever. I wish Blade was in twilight, cause I'd sure as hell watch that, show them sparkly asshats who's boss.

I should explain something from my vocabulary that is kind of a Spammy thing. The word "Ish". It means both "amused" and "kinda" all at the same time. So if I said I like having sex with your mom. Ish. That means I only kinda like having sex with your mom but I find it amusing. Or I may be amused by the situation in general, it's flexible like that. So is your mom. Ish.

I'm doing that thing where I say I'm gonna behave myself and whatnot. One of those "This is the last time" things. Except for me it's always the "last time", until I do it again. I always do it again. I won't do it anymore....starting tommorow. So I'm trying to embrace the fact that my dating life is going to be batshit crazy.

That's me. Thinking birthday thoughts. Jay is so not invited.