My housemate is in Germany for the next 2 weeks. Therefore operation "no pants" is in effect. It's a multi part plan involving many intricate details, but rest assured : THE WORLD WILL TREMBLE!

Muahahahahahahahahaahah!

I've been going to the Library. Stupid library has me reading series science fiction that isn't star wars and fantasy that doesn't involve Quick Ben. As far as I'm concerned this is reason enough to find a new hobby.

I did something bad. Which sucks because just recently I was proud of myself for NOT doing anything bad. I suppose it all comes down to how you define "bad". But yeah, it's pretty bad. I ate low fat yogurt and watched an episode of Grey's Anatomy. I think my penis might be inverting now. It's almost like the time mum and I got ice cream and watched a Gilmore Girls marathon. I'm such a sucker for witty banter. And Dean was such a retard.

On a completely unrelated note, does anyone care if my socks are mismatched and/or inside out. I feel it's a victimless crime. Besides, it's not like I wore them with sandals...again.

I have a lack of interesting things to discuss. Maybe I'll punch a hooker or terrorize a mini-put course while I'm in Niagara Falls for my birthday. We'll see what mum and dad are up for. Doesn't every good story start with "Well I was really drunk and I took a swing at..."

Herbert thinks human females taste the best. He really does have no idea. Stupid Dragons.

That's me. I think Mitch Hedburg said it best when he said "That tree is really far away".