You know what's really annoying when you're bored and channel surfing late at night. Seeing that there's a movie on that you've already watched recently. Then you regret watching it the week before because you'd prefer to not be bored now then not be bored last week. Then you're all annoyed for ruining what could have been a good opportunity.

Apparently women love my morning after going out to the bar scratchy low sore throat voice. Chicks are weird. This time I'm not complaining.

Today was my first real shift in the garden centre. I enjoyed very much being outside and getting to wander around pretty flowers. I didn't enjoy not knowing fuck all about the stuff I'm selling. I know just about nothing about flowers. I can lift sod! And decorative rocks! That's all I got. I have to make a flower cheat sheet so I stop embarrassing myself. I can dead head and use a hose, but I have no clue as to what the hell one does with a African violet. Ahh well it's an excuse to wander the Internet and listen to new music. I do happen to be good at learning stuff.

I'm hungry. I shall go procure nourishment.

In case you didn't notice I just took a 20 minute sandwich and juice break. Thought you should know.

I dislike soccer. There's a reason 4 year olds can play soccer. It's easy. It's up there with baseball for me as a sport that can put me to sleep with an ease that is almost magical. I have been getting more and more into the UFC but I fucking hate watching the fights where it's all on the ground with both guys dry humping each other around the ring. Beat the crap outta each other, don't establish primal dominance by rubbing your balls all over another guy's body.

Am I gunna call? Maybe. I should. But little bit of ARRRRGGGGHHHHH involved.

That's me. Jay gots a job! Go Jay!