Why do animals in the wild eat their young? Is it because baby animals are delicious?

Yes.

Giraffes are messed up.

I'm annoyed because Jay is right. Just don't tell I said that. Seriously. Of course it will be amusing knowing he reads this but has no clue as to what I'm referencing. Heh.

Josh is also right. Forward momentum is important, taking that first step is the hardest but after that you're golden. I also find that true when researching and writing. Not poetry though. Poetry is difficult. I've never had such hardcore writer's block. I did have the neat thought that some day I might turn the stuff into song lyrics. I think that's a neat idea. However that means Stacey has to actually come through for a guitar lesson, it's been like 2 weeks. Annoyed face.

It's always crazy how one phone conversation can change my day.

I love how when that certain song hits the radio or playlist just when you need it. Fucking magical it is.

I cannot tell if the cats are fighting or having sex.

Is two hours too long to plan a penguin heist?

I need more geeky movie time.

Today felt like a day with such potential. Good thing I had that long nap.

I need a switch that makes my bow-tie spin. I also need a bow-tie.

Nobody understands my taste in music. That's fine as I don't really understand it either.

Yes I go clubbing. Why is that weird? I have fun. Plus making an ass out of myself in front of strangers doesn't really bother me. Neither does the getting shot down part. Sometimes I even skip the getting shot down part. You were invited dummy, you just never came out.

Everything's funner when you're drunk with your friends. FUNNER. Hah!

There's no justice like angry mob justice. Probably because angry mobs don't do justice. However I do like the ambiance torches give, there's something special about doing stuff by the light of a fire.

I want to go camping.

I may be picky with women (one of my many faults) but at least I didn't follow around a girl at the mall barking. Was slightly awkward to see. Funnier when her booster juice ended up on his head. Another reason I like to go to Vinyl or the Palace, people watching.

That's me. Dear Lordy I might be kinda normal. Wierd.