Sunday, April 10, 2011

I'm a fish!

So I did a bad thing yesterday afternoon.

It's terrible.

And heartbreaking, really.

Seriously, you people should have helped me out so I didn't have to get to this point.

So there, it's not really MY fault, but everyone else's.

That makes me feel better.

I made a Plenty of Fish account again. Yup. I get to be creepy and judgemental on the internet again. I mean, more than usual. I'm not really sure why I made another account as my original foray didn't go so wonderfully. As in I met some creepy whackjobs and went on some terrible dates. Actually, within minutes of posting my profile I got a message from a creepy lady from Waterloo who "likes em young" and has more metal in her face than the average toaster. (I'm sure toasters are known for their high metal content right? Lordy I'm tired)

Yeah for some reason I feel like I'm going to be struggling to not be bored again this summer so I figured, why the hell not. At the very least I'm sure I'll entertain someone with my online dating antics, and who knows? Maybe I'll meet someone.

I am kinda annoyed at all the profiles that say they're looking for a "real" man. I'm real. Real irritated.Admiral Ackbar is a fish and he disapproves of online dating.

Man my sleep pattern for the last few days has been messed up. At least the weather today was beautiful. Also today was my 3rd last shift and Manny and I blackmailed one of the cooks so we could get lunch. So today wasn't so bad at all. If only I can refrain from violating my pillow in my sleep, I should be alright.

Anyway, that's me. Sleeeeeeppppy...........but my book is so good. Damn you Scott Bakker for creating Akka. I always forget how much I like Scott Bakker books until I read Scott Bakker books.

SpAmmy

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