Friday, April 8, 2011

I hate my brother

I am going to murder/death/kill Jay. I also fucking hate being broke.

That asshole...

wait for it.....

bought me a goddamn computer!

Yeah I know, huge asshole right? I mean seriously, how do I follow that up? Plus the jerk spent more cash facilitating our need to be geeky losers when we hang out than some people spend in month on their pet monkeys. No joke.

Seriously, my tax return (oops kinda late,but whatever) better be disgustingly huge so I can attempt to pay his dumb ass back.

Like the other day, we spent hours in a video arcade pretending to be 12 again (simpsons arcade game ftw!), went out for food 3! times, wandered the shops and streets of clifton hill making judgmental comments about the people we saw, went to casino Niagara, spent more time then we ever thought we could playing the slots and video roulette, and finally ended off at the Yuk Yuks for some good old fashion penis jokes. (I liked the fat geeky dude, cause I could relate.) and stupid Jay paid for everything.

Asshole.

The week did make me realize something though,

That's me. Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

SpAmmy

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