One Ring-itis
Contact: Gollum/Smeagol
Organization's name: Prreeeeecccciiiooouussssss.
Telephone Number: 1-800-RAW-FISH
Maybe you haven't thought about this before. Bearing the corrupted One Ring of Power results in a profound burden of illness causing suffering, disability, hospitalization and suicide. The World Health Organization affirmed that carrying the One Ring is one of the largest contributors to throwing yourself into a volcano worldwide.
The Prreeeeecccciiiooouussssss organization (with the help of Story Of My Life) is marking One Ring-itis with a commemorative Poster with our spokesperson that helps detail the obsession and issues that can come about after carrying the One Ring for hundreds of years.
Make a difference in your community. Show people with One Ring-itis that we care!
Just a bit of fun because I'm procrastinating. Fuck dishes! Also, my socks were almost completely unnecessary today.
That's me. Finally happy with the new layout!
SpAmmy
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