The way I do it is better.

Yeah I'm kinda into science.

Science fiction that is.

Star Wars, Star Trek, Big Bang Theory (it's not real!), that shit is awesome. But biology? Screw that. That's what I have a doctor for. I'd say that's what I have Web M.D. for, but every time I check that when I'm sick I convince myself I have fucking Ebola or something.

Chemistry? Apparently I only like it when it looks cool, like in Breaking Bad.

Physics? I'm big into stuff where the rules of physics are broken.Teleporters and time travel for everybody! (Just don't fuck up the universe as I'm still waiting for a few books to come out this year). But even still I'm not all that sure what those rules are.

God AND science? This seems legit.

If I could do anything with science I wish that I could change up my personality from time to time. Almost like some sort of disorder, but not quite as I'm nuts enough. But some days I wish I was more outgoing and excited about stuff that has nothing to do with books or movies or the slight chance of getting laid.

It's just that I realized the other day that I got more excited watching the new trailer for the Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey than I have for anything else in the last month or so. It'd be kinda nice to be the center of attention for once in a positive way... as in without tequila. But I can live without being the life of the party. Know what I can't live without? Veins.

Prove it!

Comic book science is cool too. Know what happens in real life if a radioactive spider bites you?

I don't know either, and I'm afraid to google it cause spiders are the unholy spawn of the world destroyer and I don't want to walk around the rest of my day with fucked up stories of radioactive spiders in my head. (oddly, no problem at all with Spider Man).

But I'm pretty sure you'd die. Or become horribly disfigured.

Know how many comic book superheros got their powers form some form of radiation? Conservatively I'm going to say ALL OF THEM. In real life, again, death, disfigurement and all your friends calling you Sloth for the rest of your life.

Science, cooler when it's not real.

That's me HEEEEEYYYY YOOOOUUUUU GUUUUUYYYYYSSS.

Professor Sam